90’s kid & Proud
by Noelle Keeley
This music video is a serious problem. The fact that my elementary school boyfriend wrote down this entire song on a note then gave it me for Valentine’s Day is an even bigger problem.
Don’t even get me started on cartoons. I actually get really upset.
If you don’t have a genuine relationship with Harry Potter than chances are you weren’t born in the ’90s.
If you didn’t have crimper then you probably weren’t born in the ’90s.
I would pay serious money if I ever came across one of these again.
Our kids will never know the sounds a Furby makes, or know what it feels like to push in a VHS tape into a VCR. They will never know the greatest love story alive, Corey and Tapanga.
This, this right here, was some serious shit.
If you learned everything you know from the MTV show Undressed, chances are you were born in the ’90s. If you were born in the ’90s you know how to do The Carlton. If you were born in the ’90s then you know that the best part of P.E involved either a rainbow colored parachute or cup stacking. If you were educated by Bill Nye or The Magic School Bus you were born in the ’90s. If you still have your Beanie Babies or Pokemon cards chances are you were born in the 90’s.
It’s the truth.